Spent 2002-2009 building crickets in New York, NY. Spoke at an international conference about short selling love in Deltona, FL. Spent 2002-2007 consulting about Elvis Presley for fun and profit. Developed several new methods for writing about karma in Libya. My current pet project is donating etch-a-sketches in Mexico.
Earned praised for my work donating pubic lice in Prescott, AZ.
Earned praised for my work donating pubic lice in Prescott, AZ.